***Breaking News***

[johnburgundy]

Breaking News
Kevin Nash has been rushed to a local hospital in Orlando FL. because of torn quadriceps. His injury resulted while he was sitting down and became spooked because Cult of Personality came on the radio.

Kevin Nash issued a statement before undergoing emergency surgery saying, "I just don't know how it happened, I heard a song on the radio and then shit myself and stood up too quickly which resulted in my quadriceps injury."

Further details will become available as we gather more info about this fortunate injury.

[JoeFTWpodcast]

LOL

[johnburgundy]

In an update of Nash's condition, while receiving an IV injection before undergoing surgery Nash tore his other quadriceps muscle in his right leg and was speaking gibborish. A cat scan revealed moderate cerebral damage to his cerebellum which doctors attribute to heavy drinking and mild steroid use. (We can assume this is a result of being around Sean Waltman and Scott Hall for many years).

We will update you all shortly once he comes out of surgery and is in the recovery unit.

[johnburgundy]

Morning Update:

As of 9:00 AM this morning Kevin Nash was heavily sedated after waking up and feeling really dizzy. He kept complaining about a headache and needed to call his pharmacist for some medications that we have learned he has not been prescribed for. The proper medical staff has been alerted to this and will take the necessary precautions if needed. Scott Hall was unable to be reached for comment (most likely hungover or passed out somewhere).

We will keep you informed as to Nash's fortunate condition.

[johnbergman85]

OMG Kevin Nash WTF Thought He Was Dead LOL