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Post by michaelcole on Aug 7, 2012 11:50:41 GMT -5
Q: Why did Rikishi become a Chinese food chef?
A: He did it for the wok
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Post by thepetec on Aug 7, 2012 15:50:59 GMT -5
What did John Cena say to his teacher when she give him an average report card?
You can't C me!
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Post by thepetec on Aug 7, 2012 15:51:29 GMT -5
RVD, Jeff Hardy, and Sabu get into a car. Who is driving?
The Police.
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Post by johnburgundy on Aug 7, 2012 15:53:00 GMT -5
Rise above marriage...Hustle Loyalty Alimony...Never give up on a divorce.
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Post by Orion Hardy on Aug 7, 2012 17:22:32 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff.................
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Post by michaelcole on Aug 9, 2012 5:34:02 GMT -5
Q: What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class? A: Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?
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Post by stonercc on Aug 9, 2012 11:45:39 GMT -5
me trying to type in Commentfest, stoned off my ass!
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Post by magictooth on Aug 9, 2012 11:51:29 GMT -5
Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
He didn't, he tore his quad the second he got off the curb.
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Post by Spanner on Aug 9, 2012 14:58:55 GMT -5
Why did Kelly Kelly have sex with Chavo after class?
The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.
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Post by Spanner on Aug 9, 2012 15:06:48 GMT -5
You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......
- On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"
- You call a beer by your name
- Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws
- You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response
- You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW"
- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it
- You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
- On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"
- After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back
- You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.
- You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count
- You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason
- You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.
- Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
- Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones
- When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.
- You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
- You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating you turn your head.
- Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.
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